no6pack: My dad would always slap watermelons at the store looking for the prefect one by sound.
Now I know he was looking for a hollowed out one filled with tequila.
BearFan34: Or… I cut a hole in the side of a watermelon and poured in a bottle of Everclear. A few hours later I cut it in half and stuck in several spoons. A few hours later everyone at the party was drunk
raevyn17: The watermelon keg is completely unnecessary. The last bit of drink, under the tap, is going to have to be attempted to be poured out of the top of the watermelon into a glass by a person that has just drank a watermelon of tequila drink. It’ll be a mess.
striderlas: Hope you used the strained part to make a smoothie.
learningtowalkagain: Too much work for like four rocks glasses worth of drink. 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
BigJakesr: Vodka works best. Once the alcohol is gone cut it open for adult fruit salad
Uncle_Retardo: [Tequila Watermelon Keg](http://www.kitchme.com/recipes/tequila-watermelon-keg) by kitchme
**Ingredients**
* 1 large watermelon
* 2 cup tequila
* 1⁄2 cup St. Germain liqueur
* 1⁄3 cup lime juice
* 1 cup ice
* 1 lime, thinly sliced, for garnish
**Instructions**
1 Cut the top off the watermelon about an inch to an inch and a half from the pointed end. Scoop out the inside and place the fruit in a large bowl.
2 Add tequila and St. Germain to the bowl and puree using an immersion blender or working in batches, transfer to a regular blender and process until completely liquid.
3 Cut a small hole in front lower third of the watermelon and install a watermelon keg tap according to the manufacturer’s instructions.
4 Strain the puree back into the watermelon. Mix in lime juice and add 1 cup of ice. Put the top back on the watermelon and secure it with one toothpick in each side, making sure to poke through both the top and bottom. Pour into glasses and garnish with a slice of lime and melon balls, if desired.
gamechanger22: And then what you get two glasses out of it? No thanks
Blaaa5: Step 1: cut a hole in the watermelon
sim642: No watermelon seeds? Installable tap at hand? What is this magic?
Johannesboy1: Looks good, tastes bad
agha0013: Last one of these that was posted, the person had an electric egg beater attachment in a drill, used that to pulverize the inside without needing to scoop it all out first, then strained it back into the watermelon.
Looked pretty efficient.
paperbackella: I’m not trying to tell anyone how to live their life, but I recommend you eat a real dinner before trying this. I found myself on an empty stomach at a college party with a boozy watermelon keg and (because it tasted delicious, and because college) that’s all I ended up consuming that night. All was well and good until the next morning I farted a cold wet spray of watermelon all over my pajama pants and my fwb’s sheets.
Muscle_mans_mom: /r/DIWhy
pawaalo: Ma dude, this is pretty close to being a repost: https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/6g8nrh/watermelon_keg/?utm_source=reddit-android
