Heartberg: So if I add an egg to my pizza it becomes a breakfast pizza??
Tinybluemoon: Am I the only one who got anxiety from the egg slipping off
Kolada: Did this really need a GIF?
1. Make a burger
2. Put an egg on it
redotter2: What’s the rational behind smash the beef after grilling a little, as opposed to just forming a patty shape by hand?
kramjr: Why break the yolk? Best part. And you salted again then put salty bacon on. Seems overkill. Looks delicious though.
cinnaprism: They broke the yolk 🙁
bio_mate: Yeah I’ve always needed a recipe to tell me how to put bacon and eggs into a burger.
simplejack66: Use ground sausage instead of beef. Then its a breakfast sammich.
Maxtsi: This isn’t a recipe, it’s just a sandwich. This is worse than /r/me_irl, you guys will upvote anything.
konig90: Smashing the yolk and flipping the egg over?! That is just wrong!!
r4ygun: In the US, we just call this a cheeseburger. Adding an egg and bacon isn’t that big of a deal.
Breaking that egg was a crime by the way. That bacon is really undercooked too.
Maybe if a breakfast pork sausage was used instead of a beef patty, you could call it a “breakfast burger”. Most people would just call it a breakfast sandwich though, which are pretty common damn near everywhere in the world.
Caridor: This is just adding a burger to a bacon and egg sandwich.
e-card: That’s a cardio burger.
meddlingmages: So we’re placing the bacon UNDER our grill? Interesting. Interesting.
Nomad2k3: He burst the egg. :O
TalPistol: the second he broke the yolk he just lost me… YOU DON’T BREAK THE YOLK!
stottski: add avocado.
gnosticpopsicle: Use Krispy Kreme glazed donuts in place of the bun, and you’ve got yourself the sandwich that killed Luther Vandross.
might_be_a_troll: needs more fat
YahwehAlmuerzo: I think this might just be a hamburger with bacon and egg in it
Cockrocker: This has reached the point where, yep, I’m good without a gif of that one. I can figure that shit out.
UnderlordZ: I’ve gotta say I’m not impressed. Denny’s does it better, with a thicker patty, visibly crispier bacon, a *properly*-fried egg, hash browns, and a pepperjack queso sauce.
fezaria: When did Greg get a house and a stovetop? Where’s the grill?!?!
RellevartEmit: They forgot the peanut butter!
Sciencetor2: …that’s just a Royale with Cheese…
FuturePollution: Yeah I definitely am not gonna be feeling ready to take on the day after eating this
jweeze: Aka a normal burger, there’s nothing breakfasty about it
TheWiseAsp: the sexiest thing in this gif was the spatula
hewhowhat: Breakfast cholesterol maybe.
DL1943: YOU BROKE THE YOLK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
DOES OP EVEN COUNT AS HUMAN ANYMORE????????
WHY WOULD YOU BREAK THE YOLK, FUCK!
FlapjackOmalley: Had me until he broke the yoke… Boo.
Dragace: Soooooo a sunrise burger with bacon??
Miley_Dahmer: You lost me when you broke the yolk and cooked it. Let that shit run, son!
Kinmar: TIL: Adding an egg to something makes it breakfast… This is a bacon cheeseburger with an egg on it. Made by someone who doesn’t know how to cook an egg (who breaks the yolk?).
drunky_crowette: Why break the yolk?
z-Routh: I was loving this until he broke the yolk in the pan and fried the egg over hard.
The best part of any fried egg sandwhich is having an over easy, or over medium egg yolk break open when you take your first big bite.
wowy-lied: Look nice but more calories in one burger than a whole day is a big no no for me.
20astros17: Ham steak
Fried or French eggs
That’s a breakfast sandwich
mrtoadums: No, no, no. Where are the beans, tomatoes, black pudding, hash browns, mushrooms, fried bread, why isn’t the egg runny, there’s no HP brown sauce and where is cup of tea?
On a serious note, I’d put this all the way in my face.
Burglekunt: You never, ever purposely break the yolk. Sacrilege
Dungeonmeat: I’m not sure this can be justified as a recipe.
Freshspike: Hart attack breakfast
OGPimpChimp: Almost completely stolen from Andrew Zurica. I watched this video only a few days ago – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXb-erKRISE
tvtb: Did we really need to butter the bun, before we put a greasy cheeseburger and bacon and an egg on it?
But seriously, lookin good.
3silver: Thank you for salting the egg after its cooked.
Racketmensch: Serious question: is there ‘good’ American Cheese? I have only ever had disgusting American Cheese and have always just assumed it would only ever be used as a low cost alternative. Then again, I can imagine that someone who had only ever had cheep store brand Mozzarella would think that it was a gross cheese…
Is there some high quality American Cheese out there that I am just not aware of?
chriswearingred: That’s a pretty shitty egg. Your bacon is under cooked and this is from someone who enjoys chewy bacon. 2/10 you should take a break because your recipes are becoming lazy and not that exciting.
Obanon: The simpsons did it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DcR3MsI0us
sA1atji: is this the proper way to make a burger patty? it’s kinda interesting to see they make a ball and smash it while it’s being cooked…
shanster925: “We call it the good morning burger.”
Darksider123: That bacon is like 80% fat
theburgergoblin: Season that patty before putting in the pan on BOTH sides!
ItsMeFrankGallagher: I don’t even have to watch…already sold by those 2 magic words joined together
srod325: My stomach says yes, my diet says no
walla_walla_rhubarb: Put it on a bagel instead. Cream cheese or sour cream instead of mayo. Make a very thin and crispy stack of hash browns to go in there as well. Drizzle with fry sauce before you put the bun on.
Bagel, refried bean spread on bottom half, guacamole on top. Burger, egg, hash, and a dallop of salsa or Pico de Gallo.
wompirebat: Fuckit, why not salt and pepper the bacon while you’re at it.
04BluSTi: That’s just a regular burger.
FernTroyer: You’re missing the tater tots and ketchup
CptSupportAlot: Breakfat burger gg
notearglands: You grilled 5 pieces of bacon but only used 3. Where are other two
Ketosis_Sam: Does anyone know what the oil or grease in the bottle they squirt in the pans is?
Tcholgas: So, just a burger ?
ZVAZ: Whats the point if you do the egg past easy?
Jucoy: I drank to much and stayed up to late, I would blow someone to make me this burger right now.
eklektech: so it’s a bacon cheeseburger with an egg amirite?
blatantdisregard: This is lazy and unimaginative.
emperorisnaked7: Gross all the way. This is tasteless. Where is the spice? Please, when I was 8 years old I could’ve done a better job.
Hermertred: That egg was about to fall off
Fettehoh: Salt and pepper
brdrlnrtrdd: This is fucking revolting. Greasy American cheese on top of a mound of over cooked beef and a slimy, oily egg.
Imagine the squelch it would make as you bite into it and all the fucking ingredients go everywhere. Kill me.
Dankedelic: This needs a bagel instead of a bun.
FruitCakeSally: Too dry needs sauce. Also use cheddar
theragingsky: American cheese is awful, though
Flance: You forgot to add the hash browns