TechKnowNathan: When dunking in eggs before flouring:
>“Future generations (beaten)”
LegendaryFalcon: “Let it chill-IDK like 10 mins” – I’ll take this for chef’s “let it
busterwilde: Honestly? This is probably one of the best recipes that’s been uploaded recently.
Potatofiesta: This actually helped me remember the recipe more, go figure
la_capitana: Does anyone else dunk the chicken in a little flour before the eggs and bread crumbs?
ManAlive_95: Anyone else getting a You Suck at Cooking vibe?
K3V1N32: **Recipe for Dead Chicken with Old Milk**
Ingredients:
–Pan Lotion : 3
–Vampire Kryptonite : 1
–Organic Tear Gas : 1
–Italian Water : 4
–Tasty Leaf : 1
–Chicken Little Alternate Ending Pancakes : 2
–Flavor Crystals : 1
–Flavor Ashes : 1
–Future Generations (Beaten) : 4
–Hansel & Gretel GPS : 5
–Hot Bubble Butter : 2
–Cow Rice : 6
–Melty Milk Pads : 4
Preperation:
Heat cast iron skillet to approx. infinite degrees Fahrenheit, rub infinite heat skillet with pan lotion until soft, add Vampire Kryptonite and Organic tear gas(it is advised to wear a gas mask, as this ingredient is known to cause severe discomfort) to skillet and wait a while.
Once you’ve waited a while, pour in some Italian water and drop a sick ass tasty leaf into that skillet.
Let it chill, IDK like 10 min or something, you saw the GIF.
While waiting for skillet to chill, pull out those Chicken littles(alternate ending) and start makin chicken little pancakes, once flattened as if the earth really did fall on them, add some flavor crystals and flavor ashes for flavor. Next throw them littles in their beaten future generations and coat with the GPS from Hansel & Gretel.
Now coat a skillet with Hot Bubble Butter(make sure you keep the Hot Bubble Butter Warm or it will just be bubble butter) and throw those chicken littles in for a few hours each side to crisp em up.
Finally add those crispy littles to the Italian Water Soup that was chilling earlier, put some pre-made Cow Rice on top along with some sliced Melty Milk pads and burn the whole skillet in hell for one eternity. Congrats! You’ve now made Dead Chicken with Old Milk!
Use as a side dish for pasta, chili or hot dogs or just a dish on it’s own, but be careful, they are as hot as an eternity in hell!
HairyHorseKnuckles: [Those flavor crystals frighten me](https://youtu.be/boV5bGoEbYs)
isleepbad: I haven’t made chicken parm with onions like that before. I’ll try this next time.
2th: [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/633h7s/dead_chicken_with_old_milk/)
DickRubnuts: That made me hoppy today.
BadEgg1951: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/746le1/how_to_make_an_authentic_chicken_parmigiana/ 5 months ago.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6ey3o2/very_literal_cooking/ 10 months ago.
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
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[Perfect Cooking Annotations!](http://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/6344tb/perfect_cooking_annotations/) | 329 | 12^mos | KitchenConfidential | 32
[Dead Chicken With Old Milk](http://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/633h7s/dead_chicken_with_old_milk/) | 14783 | 12^mos | GifRecipes | 304
[The perfect cooking annotations](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6332mi/the_perfect_cooking_annotations/) | 86872 | 12^mos | funny | 1799
[The perfect cooking annotations](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/632ej3/the_perfect_cooking_annotations/) | 4921 | 12^mos | interestingasfuck | 169
*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/6ey3o2/very_literal_cooking/)*
ladook: X
jeremyinnit: “Vampire Krypronite” I’m dead.😂😂
Sheepsheepsheepdog: Do more!
kittenlover27: I cringed at the sight of marinara on boiled noodles, not already mixed.
marctyme: This is awesome. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
KnockingDevil: Yo this looks fucking amazing, anyone have the actual gig recipe or recipe?
pineappledumdum: This recipe looks awful: cast iron tomato sauce, soon to be burned garlic while the onions didn’t sweat at all. I’m out.
Ducey1984: Captions: Pretty good
Recipe: Not so much.
Konina88: Funny, but burn garlic and raw onions, TRIGGERED!
Anti_was_here: Tomatoe sauce is cast iron makes me sad
Mattletwat: Dead chicken? With old milk? (Throws up)
