Dimpl3s: This looks like the greasiest pile of garbage I’ve ever seen.
I’m going to make it tomorrow.
hyeddula: Needs more garlic.
thingstranger: Needs more knots
Mentalpatient87: Isn’t this Monkey Bread?
iSuckedDickForCokee: #Recipe
**Ingredients**
for 8 servings
13.8 oz pizza dough, 2 packages
2 cups chicken, cooked and shredded
1 cup bacon, cooked and chopped
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1 cup grated parmesan cheese
3 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped
½ teaspoon pepper
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 cup alfredo sauce, plus extra for serving
Preparation
Preheat oven to 375˚F (190˚C).
Cut pizza dough into 2-inch (5 cm) pieces and roll into balls.
In a bowl, add pizza dough balls, chicken, bacon, mozzarella, Parmesan, parsley, pepper, garlic powder, olive oil, and alfredo sauce and mix to combine.
Scoop mixture evenly into a greased bundt pan, or a 9-inch (23 cm) cake pan.
Bake for 20 minutes, until top is golden and bubbling.
Use a spatula help the ring out of the pan, then invert onto a plate.
Place small bowl of alfredo sauce in the ring hole.
Serve immediately
iSuckedDickForCokee: Remember to keep them in the ball form when mixing. Don’t want to smash it together too much, or the end result won’t look like that when you flip it upside down.
Edit: you can also get these molds that she puts it in at any local grocery store and they are fairly cheap FYI. Plus you can re-use them.
destinybond: That looks incredible. How was it?
the_eric: Rings? I only see one
virtualmitch101: the way it slides out of the bundt pan…not sure if trick photography or….
panic_ye_not: Genuine question: would these count as garlic knots? I thought that the “knot” in “garlic knot” referred to a literal knot of dough.
Vihzel: That looks really delicious. I must try this out for the church potluck tomorrow. Thanks for sharing, /u/iSuckedDickForCokee!
Passivefamiliar: This is gonna be the first one of these I actually try instead of just thinking how good it looks.
Bertrand_Rustle: its like monkey bread! except with the cholesterol and everything. i love it!
CorgiDerp: Heart disease never tasted so good.
Namay_Hunt: TUTORIAL REQUEST: How to cut pizza dough like a ninja.
Badw0IfGirl: I have had this gif saved to Pinterest forever and I asked for a bundt pan for my birthday specifically to make this. I got a really nice one so I’m definitely trying it out the next time I have company over.
For what it’s worth, the comments on Pinterest almost unanimously say to back it for longer than 20 minutes though. We’ll see.
kobomino: I tried making this last year, half of the dough came out uncooked.
Puffy_Ghost: Why the fuck did they toss that by hand?
fuuuuuckendoobs: Pizza dough in a tube?? This really is the future
Riley13772: Is there another sauce that you are able to swap out for the Alfredo?
NeeNee9: Did you have to mix it with your bare hands? Couldn’t you use a couple of big spoons?
ArtemiusPrime: I upvoted when I saw the bacon!!
FiggsideYakYakYak: Would definitely get dick but only if I know how pregnacy works in this case. Like imagine you get knocked out during this day and once you turn back into a man you find out you’re still pregnant ? Of course you’d run to the abortion clinic but they wouldn’t believe you. What then ? All you have left is to watch in horror as the bulge in your guts grows day after day, knowing that any day you’re going to give birth trhough an orrifice that wasn’t designed for that.
You fap yourself to tears every night because you just know how much you’re going to miss it, and as you’re the first one going through this, who’s to say your crotch isn’t going to explode in a cascade of flesh and blood and scrotum and babies tomorrow ?
And even then, what are you going to do ? Do you really think you can go to the local hospital all cover in sweat pissing blood asking for a room to give birth in ? Yeah, you’re just going to get thrown in jail for the night, where you’re subsequently going to give birth in a cascade of flesh and blood and scrotum and babies.
All the cops would watch in horror but soon enough would quarrantine you and call the secret services or some shit. Then you’re good for something like a year and a half of grossly invasive science experiments before you finally get out.
But once you get out you relize that your stories has leaked and everyone now knows about you. You have become a feminist idol and all your male friends now see you as a traitor just trying to get laid. You try to explain to them that it can’t be true because you don’t have any sexual appendage left but it backfires and now everyone laughs at you for being that guy without balls.
You’re invited to talks with progressive celebrities such as Emma Watson and are paid to appear alongside Justin Trudeau but it’s not enough for you and soon you fall into a deep spiral of deppression. You buy yourself a prostate vibrator to keep the edge off but you can never cum because of all the self doubt you suffer from.
Soon the vibrator isn’t enough for you and you start sleeping with men. You’re not gay but deep down you know that’s the only choice you have left. Yeah, it really seems that once you try dick you never really go back. I think I may be overthinking this.
bimyo: you are all fat
