midgetdwarf69: Step 1) buy skull forms
Step 2) make pizza
Step 3) pizza skulls
lapekes: let me just bust out my skull shaped baking pans…..
BreezyWrigley: step 1: own a fucking skull shaped baking tin.
step 2: burn the fuck out of your pizza skulls
peanut_peanutbutter: Dude, you had the name Skullzones all teed up, and you whiffed!
SKULLZONES
tekkitan: I’m not sure why this required a video at all.
j94smith: Remember the time jimmy neutron had a sleep over and the pizza came to life and haunted him and his friends…that’s what this looks like
awatermelonharvester: Hello from the magic tavern?
busterwilde: I don’t really think this qualifies as a “recipe,” per se.
“Put premade ingredients in a shaped pan and bake.” It’s as bad as that phony molten cake from the other day… technically worse. At least that one showed you how to make a ganache. And it wasn’t burnt, either.
Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea and will probably try and find shaped baking dishes for something similar just because it’s kinda fun. But a recipe this is not.
Beerwhiskeyla: An upgrade to this.. mix olive oil and minced garlic with italian seasoning and rub either the pan or the outer side of the bread before positioning it onto the sheet.
PM_WHAT_U_GOT: This again?
ZyrxilToo: I think I’ve found the line where pizza is no longer appetizing to me.
nasty_nater: >tears open the pizza skull between the nose and the mouth instead of at the mouth
You had one job, lady.
AstralMango: I got really sickened by the beginning of the gif…
sebohood: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DewyMossEmpire: Looks burned af
dimitrinovak: This would be more of a calzone than a pizza
Edielu: Someone please post an “Expectation vs Reality” on this
RodneyRodnesson: Its worth repeating because it’s **so fucking annoying** – Step 1) Own a skull shaped baking pan.
pwaz: so I can feel like a cannibal?
ImGaiza: r/DiWHY
TastyArsenic: “metal af” fucking kills me. i will never be as funny on purpose as this shit is by accident
bradaltf4: “recipe”
BumpyGreenVegetable: Ahh yes, my favorite March Madness treat!
Talon2004: Didn’t know what I was seeing at the beginning. Thought someone was opening dog’s mouth to show it had stolen pizza. Of course it doesn’t help that I read Pizza Skills!
Molysridde: My mom has these molds at her place
wasnew4s: Calzone Skulls
chesterjosiah: /r/restofthefuckingowl/
Lady_Otaku: I looked fucking EVERYWHERE for skull shape baking tins.
I remember target had them for cheap a few years ago. For like $10. It was cool.
Now I’m looking around I can’t find one for cheaper than $30. The ones that are cheaper are usually extremely small.
redearth408: I watched the gif without reading the title. At first it looked like someone was trying open a dog’s mouth. I was disturbed when I saw the stands of cheese. When the “mouth” was pulled open even more to reveal the red sauce and mass of cheese I was thoroughly horrified.
AndyDap: OH&S… I see third degree burns of the lips, tongue and chin. I can feel the agony now.
Maybe even the inside of the wrist.
AmericanAnglophilia: This makes me really uncomfortable
agha0013: every time i’ve seen these, the “crust” has always looked soggy and spongy, an unpleasant texture altogether.
Maybe not using crap pillsbury pizza dough would be a good start.
Fantomfart: Jim Royale
DMoneyMax: It feels like the only thing that people do in this sub is complain about the gifs. Yes, some of the recipes are not very complicated. Yes, some of the gifs are low quality or poorly edited. But so what? Why focus on that?
BornToHulaToro: I can’t stop looking at this. I can’t afford pizza in any shape or form until another 3 days. Why I torturing myself I know not.
anonymoushero1: METAL AF
newmyy: Wow. Buy a bunch of pre-made crap, throw it into a skull shaped baking tin and call it a recipe.
4nonymo: Hey did you know you can also make skull brownies, skull jello, and eat skull cereal with this baking pan? /s
But seriously, wtf. The only thing this post should contain is a link to the pans, otherwise you should be banned from posting to this sub.
mirosuke: r/ofcoursethatsathing
silencesc: Couldn’t wait until October to repost this, huh?
spacemanspiff30: Should have posted to /r/Halloween
rsmjr: r/diwhy
CaptainUnderrated: Pump the brakes for a minute
Perfectcateye14: These are terrifying! Who thought of this?! Why?
First of all, where do I get that baking pan?
coffeemonkeypants: Ok this is nightmare fuel.
TheWolfiestBear: It’s a little early in the year for some spooky stuff don’t you think?
rizaroni: …but why
SpookyKid94: This is probably worse than Totinos
BubbhaDunkh: Meatballs, marinara, and mozzarella in the eye sockets.
EDIT: Heavy Metal AF!
fiasco_factory: I need these in my life like yesterday.
