FFTGeist: This is the first laugh of the day for me. Thank you.
hoodburger: Uhm excuse me I was promised a recipe, wtf OP?
timisher: No but seriously what’s the recipe? Those look fire.
NightlyGravy: …Its pronounced “Jife” /s
dudeiskate: I thought it was Jiffy? Wait a god damn minute
anika-nova: Jif is a household cleaner in my country, I was worried for a minute..
Flux83: TIL r/jifrecipes is a thing
sometimes_a_nut: 1 cup sugar, 1 cup peanut butter, 1 egg. Ball, fork smash, and bake at 350 until you think they’re done (aprox 10 min). Trust me!
PM_ME_XBOX_MONEYCODE: Damn mods, always sleeping.
samskie: /r/hailcorporate
Edit: down vote me all you want. Reverse image search shows this is the only version of the photo online. Doesn’t cost much to buy updoots
Frashizzle: r/hailcorporate
I don’t care if it’s been posted before. I needs to be posted again.
lilyhasasecret: Heathen!
XOIIO: Step 1: Open jif
Step 2: take out tablespoon of jif
Step 3: Eat jif
Where_Da_Party_At: I don’t get it, and you can downvote me all you want but how is this not an advertisement?
If I posted something like this with my product I would be banned from the sub.
guerisimo: Why do peanut butter cookies always look like this?
Kstray1: Those are the best kind of peanut butter cookies. I have to have my mom write down that recipe again so I always have it.
CluelessFlunky: Half cup of peanut butter
Half cup of sugar
1 egg
Splash of vanilla
Mold into balls then press down with forks
Bake 425 for 7 mins
Enjoy
Leyssens: Don’t start this shit here. Keep this sub clean
DaydreamsAreNotMeds: *Gif recipes
Doritoite: Sleeping? At noon?
Mt_cuddlesV2: *AHEM*
Skippy
MrRedsRampage: Great now I’m hungry
Just_Enjoy_This_Shit: Good. Now show us in a gif.
Dannywho123: Those cookies are delicious actually
cerberuskid: Uhhhhhhggggg
betafish27: Anyone remember when this was Jiffy peanut butter?
Improvis2: Not even a gif or a recipe. Bad post op
L3broncos: It’s jiffy
lostfourtime: Gackass!
Cummins_03: My mom makes these same cookies since I was a kid and keeps the recipe which she cut off the label and taped on index cards. She also transfers sugar, flour and the like into airtight bins and tapes some recipes on the container for ease of access when cooking.
MTGothmog: Just made these cookies because of this post.
KingDongs: Are the mods European?
naked_as_a_jaybird: Chinese cold sesame noodles
Ingredients
12 ounces angel hair pasta
3 tablespoons dark sesame oil
2 tablespoons peanut oil1-inch piece fresh ginger, minced
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon red chili paste, such as sambal
1 lime, juiced
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1/2 cup creamy Jif peanut butter
3 tablespoons rice vinegar
3 tablespoons soy sauce
6 tablespoons hot water
1 tablespoon toasted sesame seeds
2 green onions, thinly sliced on the diagonal
Fresh chopped cilantro leaves, for garnish
Directions
Cook the noodles in large pot of boiling unsalted water over medium heat until barely tender and still firm. Drain immediately and rinse with cold water until cold. Drain the noodles really well and transfer to a wide bowl; toss with the sesame oil so they don’t stick together. Chill.
In a blender combine the peanut oil, ginger, garlic, chili paste, lime juice, brown sugar, peanut butter, vinegar, soy sauce, and hot water. Blend. Toss the noodles with the peanut sauce until well coated. Serve at room temperature or chilled; garnish with the sesame seeds, green onions, and cilantro.
cujububuru: Im fasting, fuck you I really want peanut 🥜 butter cookies
holyhibachi: Someone gold OP
thehangoverer: The best cookies in the world.
Oolacileoona: you just made me so hungry. Time to go eat peanut butter
pumpyourbrakeskid: This is great
Elrox: Where I come from [jif is a scouring cleaner](https://shop.countdown.co.nz/shop/productdetails?stockcode=21979)
serabine: Uhmmm, it’s pronounced *g*if, thank you.
IMSmurf: It’s not a gif MAKE IT A GIF!
thedevilyousay: Might as well – they’re both pronounced the same
Amigoingtodie543: Why does the Reddit is fun app randomly upvote posts? I hate people that say jif when it’s gif and I hope they die a horrible death
wonderfulcheese: Using jif as the pronunciation of gif. A person of taste, I see.
soulruler: https://youtu.be/XTqBBm-4o0k
Sbatio: /r/hailcorporate
Also, well done.
Cactuar_Zero: sorry I clicked downvote.
GIFpeanutbutter: That’s not my peanut butter
sashabybee: Clever girl.
squishysquishh: I was told the dark side had cookies. They did not disappoint.
NukaWax: My ma used to make these. Fucking aye.
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hells_fortune: Nice *dies*