BurgrMeistr: why the hell do people think that all recipes including ground beef are a variant of burgers?
funnybonzo: These are flautas. Taquitos are smaller.
old_man_baby: Why would I oil a pan if I’m cooking bacon. Not a question.
illegitiMitch: Did I just see him use oil to fry bacon?
I2ed3ye: Every time I cook jalapenos on the stove, I get a ticket from the UN saying VX gas is against Geneva Conventions. What am I doing wrong?
apercots: fail to see anything that resembles a burger in this
crypticthree: What no cumin?
sizl: that pan wasn’t even hot
Mikey4021: Why add fresh garlic then garlic powder.
TheBottomOfTheTop: This looks delicious. I’d probably try to strain off a little of the beef fat, though.
CelticRockstar: Dude this looks great but I think a side effect might be death.
eutamias21: I wanted to hate this but really I want to eat it.
thebagholdaboi: Red cheddar? *nigga that’s cheddar cheese* *jeeeeez*
Klepto666: Except for the cream cheese these look really good. Really simple to make. Very easy to make 1 or 2 substitutions without wrecking the entire recipe. After all, they’re ground beef taquitos.
Zalpha: This looks great, thanks of sharing!
SloppiToppi: MY MINDS TELLIN ME NOOOO. BUT MY BODY (stomach) MY BODY’s (stomach) TELLIN ME YESSS.
BushWeedCornTrash: Tbh… this looks like instant diarrhea. Bacon, undrained, beef, undrained, cream cheese and then fry the whole fucking thing.
Rahdahdah: this is some greasy shit, bro. goddamn
Rainbowman1070: Jalapeño taco burrito Szechuan kimchi curry falafel spaghetti grilled potato cheese lemon honey pepper dirt iron stone metal air fire water earth cat dog shit fuck sunglasses pot adapter cellophane bird television napkin rice teriyaki testicle candle lumen bottle asshole candy guitar African Mexican popper burger taquitos.
Druidshift: Curious as to what Red Cheddar is? Do you mean a type of cheddar? Or is this a british-ism for like Colby?
EDIT : [Oh! Interesting](http://www.dailyedge.ie/red-cheddar-is-a-lie-2226128-Jul2015/)
JALKHRL: Flautitas, not taquitos. They are fried. And why you dip everyfuckingthing in a sauce, for FSM’s sake…
majeric: It would be interesting if GIF recipes would require calorie and nutrition information.
dreadedjestr: What is/are rashers bacon?
twitchosx: And the point of putting oil in a pan PRIOR to BACON is what?
Joe_Namath_: Those are flautas not taquitos. Taquitos is just a small tacos.
aManPerson: when i was younger, and just as unhealthy, i loved buying taquitos…….how in the world did i never think of making them.
the_eric: If you use a flour tortilla, it’s not a fucking taquito. I swear, you’re the type of person that would put a ham sandwich on the menu, call it a club sandwich, then be like “No, it’s my version of a club sandwich”. If you’re going to use the name of a dish that’s already established, made the damn dish the correct way.
TNRcrisis: That is fucking disgusting
Rescued_Princess: Cream cheese?
MichaelRahmani: [Source](http://twistedfood.co.uk/food/burger/jalapeno-popper-burger-taquitos/)
Ingredients:
>1 tbsp oil
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>6 rashers bacon
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>1 onion, finely diced
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>3 cloves garlic, finely diced
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>4 jalapenos, finely diced
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>2 lb beef mince
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>1 tbsp paprika
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>1 tsp garlic powder
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>1 tsp salt
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>8 oz cream cheese
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>10 regular tortillas
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>Grated red cheddar
Directions:
>Heat the oil and fry the bacon until it’s looking crispy, dark and golden. Add the onion and cook for around 3 minutes, until soft.
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>Add the garlic and cook for a further 30 seconds or so then add the diced jalapenos and the beef mince, then stir in the spices and seasoning and the cream cheese. Allow the mixture to cool a little then spoon it onto the tortillas, sprinkle with cheese and roll up tightly.
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>Fry in batches in hot oil until the taquitos are golden brown and crispy.
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>Enjoy!
Howdysf: Taquitos are not made with flour tortillas, what you have there, my friend, is a chimichanga.
Sirflow: Why do so many of these gifs start with a random clip from the middle then go to the beginning? I’m all ready to do this thing and it’s like : Step 1, roll a taco with some ingredients. Step 2? Step 3, fry bacon…
punchitchewy: JALAPOGUITOS!!!
OrangeClyde: Mmmmmm
metaljunkie204: yuck.
cracktr0: And portions. Idc how you cook em if you have too much compared to the rest of your ingredients they will overpower the dish.
logiclight998: Yep, I’m making this tomorrow. Me at 2 am
OnlyHereForTheGames: Yes, let’s put flour tortillas in cold oil to soak it all up.
OliverBludsport: Oh how many times I’ve had something cooked by someone else and wondered how they made it so delicious. Now I know it’s cream cheese/ sour cream/ heavy cream or something of the sort.
cobra500: This is flautas but with beef and a whole bunch of other stuff. Looks good!
bulkheads: This shit is so white my credit score went up
TOMATO_ON_URANUS: This gif is more deeply fried than the flautas
Oul: WANT
pvt_ryry07: Being Mexican, I can’t tell you how dissatisfied i am with this abomination
dodo95pr: Mmmm rolled burgers!
Musty_Zapp_Brannigan: So… gas station taquitos but more expensive? Yeah I’ll pass.
KayakBassFisher: What is a rasher?
StarKittyHero: I got disgusted by the cream cheese and beef combo.
ElCapitan361: That’s a bunk ass lookin tortilla.
DarwinisticTendency: Blasphemy. You use corn tortillas for taqitos not flour. Amateur!!!
dpt227: does this guy have a wedding band on his ring finger and pinky finger?
King-Koobs: You like your garlic, don’t you squidward?
lucipherius: Damn you just changed the jalapeño popper game
distalled: This is like gringo-mex inception.
Styg27: Way too much grease for my taste
Rdudek: Curious about calorie content of this
RedRangerJ: IBS guy here… this looks like a stomach ache waiting to happen
ElMascarita: That’s not a taquito, that’s a burrito.
RobCotRProductions: looked pretty good until they added twenty pounds of cream cheese. what the fuck lol
BeyondEarthly: Is there a side of arm hair dipping sauce?
